Why do I punch you people?

Ok, here's the deal. I've been notified that you want an answer to why I punch people. Now, I ain't gonna say something stupid like, i have no idea, or uhh I don't know. I'm goin to bore the hell outta you so you won't ask anymore questions.

The number one reason is I'm stressed just below my breaking point. Some idiots will say,"eh ako rin naman eh". I say,"gago, hindi naman ako ikaw eh, hayaan mo akong maging ako."If ever that those idiots ask, ill never answer 'em.

The second reason is it is my outlet. Some High Order thinkers will say, "may topak ka ba, 'di mo gawin constrictuve outlet mo eh". I say, "ano gusto mo, pumatay ako ng criminal, let my outlet be my outlet".

The third reason is it is an expression. Some nagging know-it-alls will say, "ba't ang galing ng expression mo ng feelings mo, sapak, suntok, sipa". I say, " wow galing mo naman, makigaya ako sa trend, so sabi mo i should be cliche, eh gusto ko sapak eh, let my actions be y actions".

The fourth reason is it is my reflex. Some neurosurgons and quantum physicists, and rocket scientists will say, "tama bang pitikin ka lang tapos sapak igaganti mo. I say, "oo, eh ano, pitik mo malakas na sakin, gaganti ako ng malakas di sa 'yo".

Why do I act in such a dangerous manner?
-Answer- because it is a dangerous world. Pacifism is dead. This is a new world order!!!