Average

uhm, yeah

There was this boy, so ordinary in fact, that he scored "AVERAGE" on all of his CEM test. He was so average, his grades were always exactly 85, all of them. His conduct was also average, S. He was so average that... that... that... i couldn't hink of anything else to say, he's just too average.

So the boy went on to become a man. He inherited a fortune so immense that it would make the richest man on earth feel like an ant. So he went on and managed fortune, he invested it all in a company. Nothing could be said, his company did not do too good or too bad, average.

Perhaps that this was all there is to this man, average. Getting stuck with the mediocrity of himself. Still, he was average with his contentment in his life... that is until he met this woman.

The irony is, that they are both average, (but how can that be, mamaya na yung explanation). She never excelled all her life, nor did she fail anything. She just maintianed the average.

The guy, now, wanted to get to know her better... So he got up the courage, and asked her out on a fairly average date... A few months and they went on and got a very average marriage, and hey had an average number of average children. After a few average years, he died and was given a modest burial.

PS. WOW what an average life.